Hello. My name is Wikiboy10 (The dots are the blanks) and I worked as a nightguard at ABC Studios. I usually get to watch episodes days before they air. Once, me and several co-workers got to view a new episode of Lost before it aired. Usually, there are comical titles to the episodes, sort of work related chuckles, like a title would have a fake title like I farted instead of Pilot. So, when we saw the title was Lost Episode, we shrugged it off and continued with the episode. It started with Richard talking to Jacob Suddenly, the characters got SquidWard and EVIALLAPRIATICIX. It was Then, Richard killed them with a lightsaber I was so scared, I looked away and one of the interns walked out of the room. Then, a quick picture lasted one frame, so we had to rewind the tape, where we saw EVIL PATRIXX It was so real, you could make out all of his wrinkles on his little skin. It was so when he said "I AM DUMB", I crapped my pants again, and we continued with the episode. Then, we heard screaming, and Squidward was holding a PRIATICIX head, then a voice said "Why, did you make this episode?", and then, the tape suddenly exploded, so that's why I can't show you the video. My friend caused suicide later, and his note said " Kyle were/was too slow". Then, I visited his house and a scary meatball killed me!